2015 Reefer Madness: CHAMPION

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The winner of the 2015 Reefer Madness Tournament of Twisted Reality is Kevin Sabet. Mr Sabet delivered an insane performance in the Championship match-up against the "craziest woman in the tournament" and the top seed in the West Region, Nancy Grace.

Let's take a quick look back at why YOU chose Kevin Sabet as The Most Twisted person in the tournament.

#1 Kevin Sabet - NORTH REGION

When it comes to the topic of cannabis, there is no more prolific liar than Kevin Sabet.  Mr. Sabet, who wrote the instant prohibitionist classic, "Reefer Sanity," is also the go-to paid speaker on the anti-marijuana lecture circuit.  In some circles he's known as the "#1 enemy of legalization."  But what makes Kevin Sabet so dangerous is the way he would have us use the coercive power of the state to force people into substance abuse rehabilitation centers, whether they need it or not.

From Alabama to Arizona, from Connecticut to Oregon, make no mistake, Kevin Sabet is a man on a mission.  And his mission is to compassionately condemn you to mandatory drug rehab.  But don't worry...its for your own good.  So for the good of our tournament, the selection committee chose Kevin Sabet as our #1 seed in the North Region.

Kevin blew through the competition to get to the Championship. He wiped out #8 Steve Doocy in the opening round, beat down #3 Stuart Gitlow in Round 2, slapped around #2 William Bennett in the Round of CRAZY 8s and finally prevailed in double overtime against possibly the world's worst person, #4 Sheldon Adelson, in the FRANTIC FOUR. On the bright side, he may have done us all a favor by putting Nancy Grace out of her Reefer Madness misery once and for all. (We hope) Kevin Sabet truly deserves the title The Most Twisted. There's no doubt this man should be quarantined and we think the Centers for Disease Control should look into it.

 

FINAL RESULTS

 

Round 1

 

EAST Region: Andy Harris vs. Yevgeny Bryun   WEST Region: Nancy Grace vs. John Fleming
WINNER: Andy Harris 85%   WINNER: Nancy Grace 76%
 
NORTH Region: Kevin Sabet vs. Steve Doocy   SOUTH Region: Chris Christie vs. Bill O'Reilly
WINNER: Kevin Sabet 84%   WINNER: Chris Christie 61%

EAST Region: Kimberly Hartke vs. Sunny Hostin   WEST Region: Trey Gowdy vs. Charles Lane
WINNER: Kimberly Hartke 69%
  WINNER: Trey Gowdy 80%
 
NORTH Region: Stuart Gitlow vs. Mikey Kitrell   SOUTH Region: Patrick Kennedy vs. Jerry Brown
WINNER: Stuart Gitlow 62%
  WINNER: Patrick Kennedy 90%

EAST Region: Nora Volkow vs. Pope Francis   WEST Region: Calvina Fay vs. David B. Samadi
WINNER: Nora Volkow 64%
  WINNER: Calvina Fay 75%
 
NORTH Region: William Bennett vs. Herbert Kleber   SOUTH Region: Michele Leonhart vs. D. Wasserman Schultz
WINNER: William Bennett 56%
  WINNER: Michele Leonhart 84% 

EAST Region: Sheldon Adelson vs. Andrew Cuomo   WEST Region: Marta Di Forti vs. Joseph Califano
WINNER: Sheldon Adelson 68%
  WINNER: Joseph Califano 77%
 
NORTH Region: Joe Perrone vs. Bob Beauprez   SOUTH Region: Robert Goodlatte vs. Dianne Feinstein
WINNER: Joe Perrone 57%
  WINNER: Robert Goodlatte 100% - SHUTOUT!
 

Round 2

 

EAST Region: Andy Harris vs. Kimberly Hartke   WEST Region: Nancy Grace vs. Trey Gowdy
WINNER: #1 Andy Harris 56%   WINNER: #1 Nancy Grace 80%
 
NORTH Region: Kevin Sabet vs. Stuart Gitlow   SOUTH Region: Chris Christie vs. Patrick Kennedy
WINNER: #1 Kevin Sabet 100% - SHUTOUT!   WINNER: #1 Chris Christie 57%

EAST Region: Nora Volkow vs. Sheldon Adelson   WEST Region: Calvina Fay vs. Joseph Califano
WINNER: #4 Sheldon Adelson 70%   WINNER: #2 Calvina Fay 57%
 
NORTH Region: William Bennett vs. Joe Perrone   SOUTH Region: Michele Leonhart vs. Robert Goodlatte

WINNER: #2 William Bennett 91%

 

WINNER: #4 Robert Goodlatte 62%

CRAZY 8s

 

EAST Region: Andy Harris vs. Sheldon Adelson   WEST Region: Nancy Grace vs. Calvina Fay
WINNER#4 Sheldon Adelson 56%   WINNER: #1 Nancy Grace 70% 
 
NORTH Region: Kevin Sabet vs. William Bennett   SOUTH Region: Chris Christie vs. Robert Goodlatte
WINNER: #1 Kevin Sabet 75%    WINNER: #4 Robert Goodlatte 75%
 
     

FRANTIC FOUR

 

EAST Region: Andy Harris vs. Sheldon Adelson   WEST Region: Nancy Grace vs. Calvina Fay
WINNERSheldon Adelson 56%   WINNER: Nancy Grace 70% 
 

CHAMPIONSHIP

 

West Region: #1 Nancy Grace vs. #1 Kevin Sabet    
WINNERKevin Sabet 62%    

Thank You For Playing!

 

Tournament Links:

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